I hate how people say Dean doesn’t love Cas because he’s not gay. Well guess what? Castiel isn’t a guy. Castiel is a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent. Yeah Dean isn’t homosexual, he’s multidimensional-wavelength-of-celestial-intent-sexual.
HEY BABY I LIKE YOUR SINE CAN I GET YOUR FREQUENCY?
Day 1: Operation Random Act / What the hell were we even doing
This guy will always remember that one shift where this crazy guy showed up, cracked open an egg, grabbed him by the shirt and demanded pie
This will forever be the most ridiculous destiel scene of S8. Not the hug. Not 8x08. This. Because Cas is like FUCK i can fix this i can fix this okay he likes jerky and this specific kind of porn and he uses the bathroom right? and okay i’ve seen him drink this beer now i need pie where’s the pie *grabs cashier* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED PIE I CAN FIX ALL OF THIS AND DEAN WILL LOVE ME AND NOT BE MAD AT ME IF I CAN JUST DO THIS RIGHT AND HE’LL COME HOME AND I’LL BE THERE WITH BEER AND PIE AND WE’LL TALK AND I’LL EXPLAIN THAT I DID IT TO PROTECT HIM BECAUSE I DO EVERYTHING TO PROTECT HIM AND-
i’m hyperventilating rn. i’ll see myself out.